Onion Jokes (Lillian Originals)

Ready?  Here are my first totally ORIGINAL ONION JOKES.

little sunshine onion  Question: WHY IS NOON AN ONION’S FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY?

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Answer: Take ‘N-0-0-N’ away, and he is left with only ‘I’  …and that's lonely!

 (O N I O N)    →    (O N I O N)    →    (re-arranged) is (I N O O N)    →    (I)

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A follow-up question:

little sunshine onion  Question: WHY IS NOON MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY?

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Answer: I can have an entire onion!

 (I) + (N 0 O N) (re-arranged) = (O N I O N)

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You may ask: 
 Are you for real?
 Do you really (nearly) treat onions like some people treat chocolate?
 I may reply in all honesty: No, but I do have goals!

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