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no no no opening borderI have tried to think of another totally original onion joke. 

Why?  Was it because the other ones turned out funny?  Oops.  Maybe they missed the mark on funny.  Hopefully they at least caused you to THINK.  No?  Did you at least roll your eyes?

Here goes!

little sunshine onion  Question: WHEN WILL I BE IN THE MIDDLE OF A NO NO?

think

think

think

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onion jokes headerOnion Modified Commonly Posted Question/Answer Jokes

  1. How do you keep from ‘crying’ when peeling an onion?
  2. How many onions do you need to make soup?
  3. Waiter, will my onion rings be long?
  4. Why did the onion lie down for a rest?
  5. A helper at the farmer’s market is 5’ 4” tall.  What does she weigh?
  6. If there are 3 onions and you take away 2, how many do you have?

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